Is it still illegal to spontaneously punch people in one of the following: A) the throat, B) the eye or C) the head?
Just wondering. Cause I got a growing list of folks who are just itching for a punch. I think they know who they are. And if not, they'll know soon enough. Beware my fist of vengeance! Kapow!

Today at work I'm doing next to nothing. And I feel amazing for it. Gotta love summer Friday hours. This place is dead. I'm surfing the net, ingesting mad amounts of chocolate and emailing a whole wack of friends. Yay!
Granted I did get a few things done and I do actually have things to complete prior to leaving, but hey, I've got 2 more hours of chillin' to do. And then I'm outtie for the weekend.

Rock out, rockstar.

P.S. I still wanna become a paid assassin.